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CARNIFLOOR: PROCESS OF DISORDERLY CONDUCT

CARNIFLOOR: PROCESS OF DISORDERLY CONDUCT

   Engineered by Korpse guitarist and all round Slamicidal genius Floor Van Kuijk, Carnifloor is a one man Slam machine of immense magnitude. Debut full-length album, Process Of Disorderly Conduct is a solid slab of concentrated barbaric Slamming Death Metal. A streamlined and sophisticated release, there are no solos, no samples, just pure uncompromising audio savagery. Unsurprisingly, Carnifloor's music is highly reminiscent of Floor's other musical outlets, such as; Fermented Masturbation and Korpse. That said, Process Of Disorderly Conduct has a fresh faced approach to complete musical armageddon, breathing life into a highly used and abused sound and style of Death-Metal. 
   The album itself is well produced and crammed with heavy bass drops, Slamming grooves, blastbeats and maximum distortion. The album is also very well structured and flows beautifully with enough uniqueness and creativity to keep your ears hooked and delighted for the full 29 minutes running time. 
   Album introduction "05211960", is a welcoming greeting, unleashing the stomping Slams, breakdown riffing and the sub-genre's defining use of, St Anger-esque snare drum pinging. "Obscene Intentions" houses some amazing vocal skills, with distinct, Vulvodynia style gutturals cutting through a monstrous breakdown, providing the perfect accompaniment to the piston pounding, forge battering Slam riffs. "Acid Purification" is notable for it's rhythmic swagger, thundering bass tones and crushing drops, technical guitar work and a riff that, bizarre though it may be, is undeniably reminiscent of, Slipknot's "Metabolic". "Disposable Pleasure Servant", is a definite album highlight which can only be described as a surging tide of fuzzy riffing Slam hammering cataclysm. 
  The marching grooves and rolling, pounding blasts and riffs that comprise, "Paralyzed Strangulation", are pure audio ecstasy and suit the, Chris Barnes style vocal passages which are featured here perfectly. "Necrophilic Addiction" is a Slamming Brutal Death-Metal masterclass, a whirlwind of blastbeats and traditional Slam vibes, but also contains one of the greatest riffs of the whole album, a speed attack of rhythmic, classic Whitechapel style Deathcore fury. 
   "Cannibalistic Masturbation", is far more Brutal Death-metal in sound with crunchy old-school riffs infused into the thick, abysmal Slams. "Altar Of Necropsy", displays some great guitar intricacy and screeching leads, wrapped in walls of classic crunching riffs which sound rather, Six Feet Under in nature. 
   Closing track, "Regenerate", opens with an extremely familiar riff, giving a nod to the sounds of the sub-genre greats, Kraanium. For the closing track, the kickdrum is sent into overdrive, as the nuclear blast bass drops resonate through the "breeing" vocal apocalypse. The Slipknot riffs are aired again in force, adding to the tracks overwhelming intensity.  
  Overall, Process Of Disorderly Conduct is a strong album and a worthy contender to the efforts of even the Slam and Brutal Death-Metal greats. With no samples and no bells and whistles, the album is instead filled with nothing but utter brutality and creativity, resulting in some of the most crushingly heavy music around.                  



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